What’s in Brent Benjamin’s Shopping Cart?

Spotted next to the tomatoes in the produce section of Kroger, the newest member of the Supreme Court of Appeals of West Virginia had in his buggy a two-liter bottle of Big K Diet Cherry Cola, about eight packages of split chicken breasts, and a loaf of sliced Jewish rye bread. So now you know the answer to that eternal question, WWBBE? (What would Brent Benjamin eat?)

4 Responses to “What’s in Brent Benjamin’s Shopping Cart?”

  1. spinster girl Says:

    I once pseudo-stalked Vic Sprouse around Target. I’m not proud.

  2. Jennifer Says:

    So what’d he buy?

  3. spinster girl Says:

    I was hoping for whipped cream and condoms, but as I recall it was rather sedate. Bathroom cabinetry and a mirror, maybe?

  4. WV Girl Says:

    Why in the world would you want to stalk Vic Sprouse? Cheating on your pregnant wife? Disgusting.

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