What’s in Brent Benjamin’s Shopping Cart?
Spotted next to the tomatoes in the produce section of Kroger, the newest member of the Supreme Court of Appeals of West Virginia had in his buggy a two-liter bottle of Big K Diet Cherry Cola, about eight packages of split chicken breasts, and a loaf of sliced Jewish rye bread. So now you know the answer to that eternal question, WWBBE? (What would Brent Benjamin eat?)

April 19th, 2006 at 3:25 pm
I once pseudo-stalked Vic Sprouse around Target. I’m not proud.
April 19th, 2006 at 8:18 pm
So what’d he buy?
April 22nd, 2006 at 10:38 pm
I was hoping for whipped cream and condoms, but as I recall it was rather sedate. Bathroom cabinetry and a mirror, maybe?
May 1st, 2006 at 1:39 am
Why in the world would you want to stalk Vic Sprouse? Cheating on your pregnant wife? Disgusting.