Butter Me Up!
Wednesday, March 26th, 2008By Brooke A. Brown
So I’m at the movies recently with my Lovely Miss S and our good friend Kaarms. After purchasing tickets (for Juno, a wonderful little film) and deciding upon which sweet treat to best complement our salty popcorn, we found ourselves in familiar territory: butter on the popcorn? And if so, how much?
Some of us instinctively ask for ‘lots’ of butter upon ordering the popcorn. Others ask for ‘just a bit’ after they’ve given it a second thought. But something strange and somewhat beautiful happened on this fateful night. Upon our various requests for butter application, the girl behind the counter at Park Place Stadium Cinemas simply pointed our attention to a new station set up directly behind us – a self-buttering station!
That’s right, folks. You can now control how much butter goes onto your popcorn. Kaarms equated this revelation as being like a “hug from Jesus,” and with great flair soaked her kernels in melted, sweet-creamery goodness (so much so that the wax-lined bag later proved penetrable, leaving a buttery reminder of this historic event on her lap). Miss S reveled in the process, as well, and quickly mastered the single button applicator.
Now, I have no idea if this is a national trend, but it’s definitely the first time I’ve encountered such a thing. Will it last? Only time will tell. But I will tell you this: being able to butter your own bag or bucket of movie popcorn almost makes it worth the exorbitant expense.










