This Just In: Jen and Ben NOT in town
So, I get a rude awakening this morning from my eds at “the big one,” the celebrity magazine named for you and me for which I am a freelancer. New York Post gossip queen Cindy Adams wrote the following in her column today:
“Ben Affleck and his second Jennifer, Jennifer Garner, mother of his soon- to-be child and also his new bride, are playing house in her hometown, Charleston, West Virginia. It’s where they’re living. Where nearly every breakfast they have coffee and scones at Taylor’s book store.”
The news had obviously given my New York editors a few palpitations. Needless to say, I was soon at Taylor’s and other Jen hotspots to see if there was any truth behind the buzz. It turns out the story could not have been further off base. Jen and Ben are still in Vancouver working on their respective projects and have not been to Charleston in a long while.
So put your cameras away…yours truly will be first on the scene if they come “down home.” After a day of hoofing it in heat that feels like 103 degrees in the shade, chasing down twaddle like this, I’m gonna have to ask Ms. Adams if Jayson Blair was her source on this one. GATECRASHER has BUSTED YOU CINDY ADAMS!
Ifyou want to check out her column click here

August 10th, 2005 at 8:57 pm
I worked at a bookstore in Manhattan before I moved back to Charleston and I have a fun Cindy Adams story… She was promoting some book she had written (I believe about her dogs or some such) and she asked where our “green room” was before she did her 5 minute excerpt reading. I think I directed her to the toilet or the receiving area of the bookstore. “Green room.” Ha! She’s one kooky lady, that’s for sure! She wanted bottled water for the dogs too. (giggle)