This is a little crude, but…

it still makes me chuckle to think about it, so . . .

Last night I was talking to Geoff and didn’t realize Celeste was listening in. I said, “I’m going to take the pup to the vet tomorrow to get his balls cut off.”

Celeste shrieked and said, “Why would you do that?”

I said, “It keeps boy dogs from running away. If you don’t do it, they go off looking for girls.”

She looked totally horrified, then asked. “Why didn’t you get Murry done?”

I said, “I did.”

She looked at him, appeared confused, then said, “No, you didn’t. He still has his paws.”

Instead of “balls,” she thought I said “paws.” I guess it does make sense–I mean, how far could he go without paws?

3 Responses to “This is a little crude, but…”

  1. dutchnzoey Says:

    I really needed that laugh!!! Thanks!

  2. Red Says:

    Too funny….I have a Jack Russell named Jack..not too original I know….Even though he now longer has equipment..he still think’s he’s my boyfriend..

  3. maicomike Says:

    Very funny, but I’m not sure for whom I feel more sorry, the puppy or Celeste. Either way, it’s gotta hurt! (And for the record, yes, my dogs are neutered)

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