This is a little crude, but…
it still makes me chuckle to think about it, so . . .
Last night I was talking to Geoff and didn’t realize Celeste was listening in. I said, “I’m going to take the pup to the vet tomorrow to get his balls cut off.”
Celeste shrieked and said, “Why would you do that?”
I said, “It keeps boy dogs from running away. If you don’t do it, they go off looking for girls.”
She looked totally horrified, then asked. “Why didn’t you get Murry done?”
I said, “I did.”
She looked at him, appeared confused, then said, “No, you didn’t. He still has his paws.”
Instead of “balls,” she thought I said “paws.” I guess it does make sense–I mean, how far could he go without paws?



March 30th, 2006 at 9:26 pm
I really needed that laugh!!! Thanks!
March 31st, 2006 at 3:26 am
Too funny….I have a Jack Russell named Jack..not too original I know….Even though he now longer has equipment..he still think’s he’s my boyfriend..
March 31st, 2006 at 8:11 pm
Very funny, but I’m not sure for whom I feel more sorry, the puppy or Celeste. Either way, it’s gotta hurt! (And for the record, yes, my dogs are neutered)