And your fortune is…
I’ve had my share of fortune cookies that were vague or profound or obvious, but this is the first time I’ve had one be insulting . . .
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May 3rd, 2006 at 10:04 pm
Don’t take any chances–play those numbers on the Powerball, win millions of dollars, buy the veteranary clinic that jerked you around, and fire all the veteranarians. Then, if you happen to be feeling generous, offer all the displaced vets employment cleaning kennel cages and collecting stool samples–but only after pre-employment dipping for parasite infestation, of course!
May 4th, 2006 at 6:22 am
You’re a nut! But hmmm . . . maybe I should buy a ticket. I’ve often heard the lottery called the “stupid tax,” so playing it would go right along with that fortune. You may be onto something here.
May 4th, 2006 at 7:26 am
LOL–I’ve been called worse, usually by my ex-wife. That said, I’ll take your comment as a compliment, though surely a writer of your ability can come with something stronger that “nut”, yet manage to keep from being sued for libel and/or defamation of character. Keep up the great work!
May 4th, 2006 at 8:10 am
My co-blogger and I recently ordered Chinese and he got a fortune that said “You will be hungry again in one hour.” Seriously.
May 4th, 2006 at 9:05 am
That’s too funny! (I bet it came true.) Someone sent me an email saying they once got a fortune that read, “That WASN’T chicken.” LOL!
They also sent me a link to this site…
http://www.weirdfortunecookies.com/
The same “stupidity” one I got is there.