Archive for November, 2007

Taking a break from adulthood

Friday, November 30th, 2007

celeste.jpgI’ve been craving some peace.

 Just a taste. Just a bit.

 Just a day without worry or stress, without deadlines or expectations.

Without a To-Do list.

 To experience once again that same feeling of being a child, tucked in bed by a parent, surrounded by stuffed animals. Clean sheets. The weight of heavy blankets. The sound of their conversation and laughter spilling into my room through the not-quite-closed door.

 Falling asleep knowing you’re taken care of. 

Instead of falling asleep with a mind still at warp speed or feeling guilty for trying to rest when there are so many chores still needing done. 

“Being a grown up doesn’t seem like much fun,” my ten-year-old daughter said, while watching me clean. 

“Parts of it are,” I said. “There are some parts about being a grown up I wouldn’t trade for the world, but you’re right. It’s often not fun.” 

“You miss being a kid?” Celeste asked. 

I looked over at her, skating on sock feet across the hardwood floor.

“I miss it more than you know.” 

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No time to write? Get a cat.

Wednesday, November 28th, 2007

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 I suppose I should be flattered that someone took my advice to heart, even if they did alter my advice in a way I never would’ve imagined.

A few years back, I was speaking before a small group at a writers conference when someone asked, “If you could give one piece of advice to an aspiring writer, what would it be?”

After thinking about my own situation for a moment, I said, “Get a cat.” 

I went on to explain how most people who claim they want to be writers also claim thecomputer-cat-3.jpgy have no time to write. I say if they’re serious about writing and want to find time, they should get a cat. During their first week with the cat, they should set their alarm clock for 4 or 5 a.m. (or an hour or two before they normally rise). When the alarm rings, they should immediately get up and feed the cat something wonderful–the best canned cat food money can buy. After about a week, the cat’s internal alarm will be set.

For life. 

Every morning from then on, the feline alarm will wake the aspiring writer at that same early hour. There are no snooze buttons on cats, although you can try to ignore them. Actually, I suspect they enjoy when you do, believing it gives them license to increase the gentle taps and quiet mews to solid whacks, hair pulls, nose nips, and yowls.

Dogs may be loyal, but cats are dependable. Dependable and loyal and persistent as hell. 

My own three cats have myriad techniques. One serenades from the hall, one plays the floor vent like a xylophone, and the third strums the hamper. The hamper-strummer and singer can be tuned out, but the xylophone player is impossible to ignore. The last time I tried, he waterboarded me.

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Getting a jump on Christmas Shopping

Wednesday, November 28th, 2007

santa-1.jpgI realized our new church was going to be a good fit after learning my Sunday school class was holding their summer picnic in November and their Christmas party in January.

As someone who has yet to begin her Spring cleaning, I felt right at home.  

That being said, it probably seems unlikely for someone with my extensive procrastination credentials (I put off going through puberty until age 8) to be writing about her personal experiences with shopping early for Christmas, but I did. So I am.

In other news–hell has frozen over.  

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Cat on a hot tin roof

Monday, November 12th, 2007

Tap.

I’m not one of those people who work well when there’s too much noise or distraction, especially when I’m stressed and under a deadline and trying to write.

Tap. Tap.           

I prefer to be at home alone when I write, but since my animals tend to follow me en masse, I’m usually at my computer with a curtain of cat belly draping my screen, my yellow pooch warming my feet, and our demented diminutive dog madly digging his beanbag chair like it’s a basin of dirt.  I’ve never minded their company. They’ve asked nothing of me except to share my room.Until recently.           

Tap. Tap. Tap. Tap. Tap.            

I long flaughing-squirt.jpgor those days.

“No,” I say to the tubby tabby who is repeatedly rapping his freakishly large cat knuckles against the window behind my computer. “It’s dark out. If I open the window, the bugs will come in.”

Tap.            

I suspect it was senseless to try and outstubborn a cat, but I had loads of work to get finished, so that’s what I attempted–until the rapping became more constant and Squirt began switching paws. He seemed to be pacing himself, preparing for the long haul. Three with the left left. Three with the right. Repeat as needed. 

I slid open the window.

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Ghoul magnet

Monday, November 12th, 2007

I sensed I was no longer alone in the room, but continued to work anyway. I’d just started painting and was determined to finish. I figured if it was a family member, they’d speak soon enough, and if it happened to be an escaped lunatic killer, then they’d just found an easy loony to kill.  

“Ah-hem,” said the source of my no-longer-aloneness–my 10-year-old daughter, Celeste.

“Yes?” I said, without looking up. She allowed a long pause, and I suspected she was carefully choosing her words.  

“There’s a ghost in my room,” she finally said, without a trace of fear or excitement in her voice.  

“Uh-huh,” I replied as I continued to paint. Accustomed to my wily child’s range of bedtime delaying maneuvers, I’ve become hardened, impervious to all attempts that fall short of requiring emarv-ghost.jpgxtinguishing devices, paramedics, or priests.  

“His name is Marv,” said Celeste.  

A policy revision was thereby instituted. Exceptions are now made for incidents requiring extinguishing devices, the need for paramedics or priests, and paranormal beings named Marv.  

I looked up. She looked pleased.  

My girl has a strange imagination. (It must come from her dad.)  

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