
Back in 1970, at the bookstore of the Parkersburg branch of WVU, before the branch became a community college, I saw a poster of a haiku machine by Shel Silverstein (I think). The large contraption was carnivalesque in the truest sense of Shel Silverstein anyway. Anyone out there have that poster? I can’t tell you how many times I’ve just wanted to see that thing again. At the time, I didn’t have enough money for even a candy bar, so I left it there, in the store… the haiku machine.
Ever read “Weird-Bird” or “Hug O’ War”? They obviously aren’t haiku, but short poems that demonstrate Silverstein’s knack for laughing poetry.
Weird-Bird
Birds are flyin’ south for winter.
Here’s the Weird-Bird headin’ north,
Wings a-flappin’, beak a-chatterin’,
Cold head bobbin’ back ‘n’ forth.
He says, “It’s not that I like ice
Or freezin’ winds and snowy ground.
It’s just sometimes it’s kind of nice
To be the only bird in town.”
– Shel Silverstein (1930–1999)
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Hug O’ War
I will not play at tug o’ war.
I’d rather play at hug o’ war,
Where everyone hugs
Instead of tugs,
Where everyone giggles
And rolls on the rug,
Where everyone kisses,
And everyone grins,
And everyone cuddles,
And everyone wins.
– Shel Silverstein (1930–1999)
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